10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.