10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.