10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Never educate a stupid poker player.