10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.