10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha