10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.