10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.