10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"