10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!