10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "No river, no fish."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown