10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe