10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.