10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."