10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Welcome to kicker school
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.