10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"