10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow