10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown