10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz