10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson