10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A