10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.