10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.