10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)