10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.