10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com