10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed