10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz