10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson