10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "No river, no fish."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill