10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword