10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob