10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker