10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A