10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer