10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow