10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.