10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels