10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright