10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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