10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."