10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.