10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'