10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha