10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003