10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus