10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.