10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.