10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."