10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- im going to 2 out you to death