10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.